Hot Mess!
"Even her farts have reveals!"
Lady Bladie is Frederick, Maryland’s brash beauty. She is a Femme-Queen, model, entertainer, windup doll, balloon artist and all around hot mess. Armed with drag inspiration and unapologetic confidence this harlot aims to captivate her audience with her unique special blend of glitter and garbage. She is “Delightfully Crude”, in the cute and charming kinda way! Lady Bladie is the dazzling dumpster fire you don’t want to miss!