Awards, Festivals N’ Such
-2017 Miss Hot Mess (The Lodgies)
-2018 Master of Tassels DC Burlypicks (Washington, DC)
-2019 Miss Deadly Diva (Boonsboro, MD)
-2019-2025 Otakon showcase
-2022 RVA Burlesque Festival (Richmond, VA)
-2023 Fierce Fest – Queer Performing arts Festival (Columbus, OH)
-2023 Our Universe (Roanoke,VA)
-2024 Keystone Burlesque Festival (Pittsburgh, PA)
-2024 Charm City Burlesque Festival (Baltimore,MD)
-2025 Bagel Burlesque Expo (Montreal, Canada)
-2025 Charm City Burlesque Festival (Baltimore,MD)
– 2025 International Nerdlesque Expo (Washington,DC)
-2025 Midwest Nerdlesque Festival (Cleveland, OH)
Performer Bio
Lady Bladie is Frederick, Maryland’s brash beauty; she’s the unholy union of a glitter cannon and a garbage disposal. She’s a Femme-Queen, model, entertainer, wind-up doll, balloon artist, and occasional public menace. Raised on drag theatrics, cartoon logic, and a steady diet of cheese, her unique style is equal parts glitter gospel and trash-can burlesque. She’s “Delightfully Crude” in the most charmingly unrefined way. Chaotically classy, horrifically glamorous, Lady Bladie is the trainwreck you’ll thank yourself for watching crash.
As an unrepentant hot mess, she twirls through the spotlight like a glittery fever dream. Fueled by drag inspiration and shameless confidence, this harlot serves up a cocktail of glitz and grime that is equal parts glamour and dumpster-chic chaos. She’s a walking contradiction, a dazzling disaster, powered by unshakable audacity. This bawdy babe mixes high glamour with low-down nonsense: a little sparkle, a little trash, and a whole lot of sass.
So clever it’s suspicious, so soft it’s infuriating, Lady Bladie is the rhinestoned rascal, the bedazzled buffoon, the dazzling dumpster fire who will make you laugh, gasp, and maybe question your life choices.
She is a trash-can temptress, a professional harlot, and glitter gremlin sent straight from the underworld. Like a dirty limerick scribbled in lipstick on a bathroom mirror, Lady Bladie is somehow cute, terrifying, and unforgettable all at once.
The Dazzling Dumpster Fire of Western,MD
Glitter in the sheets, garbage in the streets
The bedazzled bad decision you’ll regret and remember
More Fun Useless Facts
Hi friends!
I am a Pansexual Queen who happens to do Burlesque. I describe what I do more as Draglesque then anything else. My burlesque hero is Dirty Martini, and my Drag Idols can all be found inside the walls of The Lodge. But If I had to pick a “famous queen” I would have to go with Jynx Monsoon.
I have Kallmann syndrome, which has made life and performing in general interesting. Feel free to look it up, but the TL:DR is that i never went thru puberty (till recently), and I cant smell.
I am a nerd for all things Disney! I love dogs and make up, and probably can beat you in a trivia battle about the show Lucille Ball or Boy Meets World. Try me…. I have a thing for tattoos, and an affinity for the occult. I make, trade, and collect Enamel Pins. I spend my days pretending to be Sailor Moon, and attempting to make my yard look nice (even though i cant keep plants alive to save my life). I am a Mommy to a small Prince Baby and a House/show mom to many (HAUS OF BLADIE)
I can be seen most nights on or off stage at The Lodge. I have a hand in the planning and execution of my Local Pride Events. I am the Co-founder and Producer of the Super awesome troupe Honeybee Burlesque.
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